you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
GODDAMNIT PEOPLE I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT SHIP JOHNDAVE I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT SHIP JAVEDADE
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SHIP
DAVE STRIDER LOOKED AT HIS OWN 13 YEAR OLD SELFS SELFIES AND LAUGHED SO HARD HE CRIED
AND FINALLY HE GETS TO MEET JOHN. HES MET ROSE AND JADE BUT NOT JOHN. GODDAMN IT BE HAPPY FOR THE FRIENDS
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
because i am an original
I just knew.
I dare you Homestucks to try to not laugh at this. I dare you ( I’m fucking cracking up omg )
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
i had an hour in a professional voiceover studio and this is all I fucking did
Hey look the best character in the entire goddamn comic as an angsty preteen. Love me this update.